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Last Updated: 23.06.2025 06:40

No go.
No way
Catatonics & High Colonics
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Unacceptable again!
share office space ...
Nuts and Butts
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
They put up a sign reading
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Then came..
What baseball stories from the early days of the sport seem too bizarre to be true?
No, not a chance
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Hysterias & Posteriors
If you were a writer for HBO, how would you rewrite the final season of Game of Thrones?
Next, they tried...
Minds and Behinds
Freaks and Cheeks
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Everyone loved it.
So they tried
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
So, the docs changed it to read
Still no good.
Loons and Moons
When do you start "growing old"?
Thumbs down again.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Still no good
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones